Not The Favorite
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
In The End
Sounds pretty good to me. Especially since there is rarely an appropriate punishment for people caught drunk driving in this province.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Go Find Mommy's Machine Gun Bra
The writer quoted Lady Gaga as saying that she didn’t want to have children (at least not right now) because it would ruin her creativity. Ok, I can see that, since kids are pretty much all consuming and Lady Gaga really does immerse herself in her work. The writer lays into her saying she seems oblivious to the fact that kids are “the most creative thing a woman can do.”
Seriously? Because I can think of a whole SHIT load of other things women can be creative doing that do NOT involve kids at all.
This writer must either be 1) delusional, 2) really old-school 3) Mrs. Happy-Suzie-Home-Maker or 4) completely bat-shit crazy.
Monday, June 14, 2010
Why Can't You See It??
Woman 1 – “So where were you going again?”
Woman 2 – “(Didn’t hear what she said except) B”
Woman 1 – “Oh It’s right there. On the first floor”
Woman 2 – Silence…
Woman 1 – “You see where that woman is going in? Right there” while pointing at the door.
I turn around as I’m headed towards the stairwell and I see that the woman looking for directions is holding a cane and looking for the CNIB (Canadian National Institute for the Blind) door.
Seriously? The woman is blind and you’re pointing at where she needs to go? Dumbass…
Labels: People Are Stupid
Wednesday, June 09, 2010
Fur Babies Beware
Friday, June 04, 2010
Now In Color
What got me though is that she mentioned that “they have to get up and walk to the printer to get their reports.” So we shouldn’t have a problem doing it.
It’s not that I’m incapable of walking to the printer to get my print jobs, I just don’t want to walk all the way across the office to get them. And I don’t appreciate the insinuation that I’m lazy.
All I want is a printer that is capable of printing labels without smearing the toner all over the page. I make a LOT of labels, on a daily basis, so I’m sorry that I don’t want to run halfway across the office every time I need to print them.
Did I mention the new printer only prints color? And is not really meant to be used to print labels? Our reports will look fantastic. Labels? Not so much. Boo-urns.
Labels: [Corporate Life]