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Sunday, September 30, 2007


Everyone, meet Goldie. The newest member of the Carson family.

I'm sensing some sibling rivalry...


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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Something New

Hello! Remember me? Yeah, I barely do either.

I am seemingly devoid of all things interesting to talk about. And I've decided to try something new here instead of just waiting for something to happen for me to talk about.

It's funny because I want to post so badly and yet, every time I sign in and put my hands to the keyboard, my mind goes blank.

So, come back later and see what I have to offer. You might like it, you might hate it. Either way, it'll be something new to look at instead of my last post about a drunk.


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Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Piss Off, McDonalds!

On the way home last night from picking up Jon from work, I saw something very, very wrong/hilarious.

Time - 6:15pm.
We were at the big intersection at the bottom of Smythe. We turned left onto Smythe and started up the street. Well it was about two houses past the Remax building on the corner of Brunswick and Smythe when I saw a man. A man with what I originally thought was a child on his shoulders, but turns out it was a jacket. How could I make such a mistake? Well, the stumbling has much to do with it.

He's on someones front lawn, walking and stumbling, very slowly. And then I see the stream. This guy is fucking loaded, pissing in broad daylight on someones front lawn. And not 100 yards up the street are people walking his way from the Frex.

What did I do? Well, I laughed a little and asked Jon if he saw that (he did, but not the peeing part) Part of me thinks that I should have called the police to tell them about the brazen drunken pisser, the other bigger part just wanted a Big Mac.

Side note: Stupid slow ass McDonalds drive-thru. I had to settle for a Mozza chicken burger from Wendy's. It's was good, even though they forgot my tomato. Bastards...


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