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Friday, April 23, 2010

Turn Left Here, Or Maybe Not

I cannot believe they blamed the GPS unit for that old couple who drove into the back end of a semi in St. Stephen.

Outdated GPS cited in fatal N.B. crash

I don't care who you are, where you're from or how old you are. If you can't use your EYES to see the road ahead of you, you shouldn't be driving. What kind of moron doesn't see an intersection coming? The flow of traffic directly ahead of you should be a pretty clear indicator that you should at least slow down before barreling into high speed traffic.

Accountability people!! Use it. It wasn't the GPS, it was the DRIVER. Idiots...


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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Conversations of the Married Variety

Jon packed my lunch this morning. And this is the email chain that ensued.

Initial email from Me: (Subject) You gave me teriyaki (Body) NOT general tao’s. You’ve screwed me AGAIN Penny packer!!
Jon: You grabbed them from the freezer not me
Me: No I didn’t, you got them this morning. I don’t think I even set foot in the kitchen this morning other than making Lauren’s sandwich.
Jon: I mean at the store itself, don’t put this on me Wanda Peppers!
Me: I grabbed 2 taos and 1 teriyaki from the store and I asked for taos this morning. And since YOU got them from the freezer this morning, YOU got it WRONG. WRONG WRONG WRONG
Jon: I thought you got all Taos though!
Me: I told you this morning only 2 were taos. See! You NEVER listen to me!
Jon: What are you talking about?
Me: I knew you’d say that.


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