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Friday, July 20, 2007

Dick All

Fuck, how do you fix blogger's block?? ANYONE???? I haven't written anything remotely interesting or funny in what seems like forever. I'm pissing myself off because not only do I love to write funny things, but I also love to go back and read those funny things over and over, thinking to myself "God I'm hilarious! How do I do it??"

I'm going to have to go and stir up some shit just so I get some new material.

Last week, I was in Halifax for work. I got on the elevator to leave for the day and a guy got on the next floor down. Seemed normal enough until he wouldn't stop telling me how pretty my hair was. Gotta tell ya, it was a bit creepy being stuck in a little box for 8 floors with some freak infatuated with my hair. "Is that your natural color? It's really pretty. It suits you. I love red hair. Etc..." Reminds me of this conversation "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

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Wednesday, July 18, 2007

I've Said It Before But...

A couple of weeks ago, my sister asked me jokingly if I only drink when I'm trying to get drunk or if I ever have a couple of drinks socially. The sad part is I rarely drink socially mainly because it only takes a couple of beer to make me forget my limit. Also, after one drink my cheeks turn into big red neon sign "Drunk right here!"

I went out this past weekend and only wanted to have a couple of beers and go dancing. Puhlease, like that happened. I have no idea how many I had at the bar, not a clue. Not even an inkling of how many. I really hate it when that happens because the next day, I feel like crap and a bad mom because I can't bring myself to get off the couch, let alone play with Lauren.

So, I'm done. I don't even really like the taste of liquor, the bar scene blows and my body just can't deal with it anymore.

That and a few things happened that I'm really, really, really hoping were a bad dream. Really hoping.


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Saturday, July 07, 2007

Jenn: "Sweetie, come look at my Simpsons avatar."

Jon: "Bob hair cut and no lips. Perfect."


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