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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Hi, I'm Ken and I Have a Penis

I know a guy that reminds me very much of a Ken doll. Today I saw him “adjusting” himself and came to the sudden realization that Whoa, that guy has actual genitalia and not moulded plastic tighty whities.

Part of me was a little disappointed...


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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

I Need a Mother F***in' Bambulance!

Monday and Tuesday I did my Workplace First Aid/CPR re-certification course. Got 100% because I'm awesome. Or it could have been that it was the same test as the first time I did the course, it was open-book (I only looked once, seriously) and the person before me circled the answers on the questionnaire.

I really enjoy this kind of stuff so I found the course very interesting but apparently not everyone feels the same. The girl across from me fell asleep no less than 4 times the first day...

Anyway.... My instructor was a very knowledgeable teacher and I would trust my life to her in the event of an emergency. However, she had a way about pronouncing things that by noon on the first day I felt I needed to record.

Resuscitate - Resuciate
Flail Chest - Frail Chest
Acronym - Acromum
Placebo - Paceblo
Osteoporosis - Osteosporosis
WHMIS (pronounced whi-mis) - WHMSIS (whim-sis)
Frustrating - Fustrating (one of my biggest pet peeves, along with libary and exscape)
Respiratory - Respitatory and Respitory


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