Not The Favorite
Sunday, July 19, 2009
My Mama Loves Me, Too
I love it when my mommy spoils me :)
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Pool Humor a La Lauren
We've spent a lot of time at Nanny and Gramps' pool lately with the nice weather. And only my kid would say the following:
- "I can swim AND tickle my bits!"
- In the pool - "I have to go poop!"...Still swimming... "No. I don't have to poop anymore. I think it went back up into my butthole."
God she's going to love me for keeping a record of the crazy things she said as a child...
Tuesday, July 07, 2009
Random Thoughts like a Pimple on a Bugs Ass
- What kind of arsehole closes Hanwell Rd and then decides to pave Prospect Street during morning rush traffic?? A BIG one that's who. A big, hairy, stupid face arsehole. I'm sure City Hall is going to get an earful today from very unhappy Hanwellites. But I'll rant to you instead, just cause I'm a jerk like that.
- You know your day is starting off well when the last words before leaving for work to the husband are "Well fuck you then, you grumpy ass!"
- My tongue hurts. It feels like it's molting and it sort of is, I guess. Nice picture, eh? See, I have this way of eating chips. I lick all the dressing off and then eat the soggy chip. I like it, no, I LOVE it that way. Unfortunately, I don't stop eating them until my tongue is so raw, it burns. Next thing you know, I'm losing taste buds like a porn star loses her clothes upon hearing "pizza delivery guy" or "milkman". Not pleasant. But that bag of Ketchup Lays continues to call and damn it, I'll always answer.
- Ever get so angry you're paralyzed with rage? Yeah, me too.