Not The Favorite

On the way home last night from picking up Jon from work, I saw something very, very wrong/hilarious.

Time - 6:15pm.
We were at the big intersection at the bottom of Smythe. We turned left onto Smythe and started up the street. Well it was about two houses past the Remax building on the corner of Brunswick and Smythe when I saw a man. A man with what I originally thought was a child on his shoulders, but turns out it was a jacket. How could I make such a mistake? Well, the stumbling has much to do with it.

He's on someones front lawn, walking and stumbling, very slowly. And then I see the stream. This guy is fucking loaded, pissing in broad daylight on someones front lawn. And not 100 yards up the street are people walking his way from the Frex.

What did I do? Well, I laughed a little and asked Jon if he saw that (he did, but not the peeing part) Part of me thinks that I should have called the police to tell them about the brazen drunken pisser, the other bigger part just wanted a Big Mac.

Side note: Stupid slow ass McDonalds drive-thru. I had to settle for a Mozza chicken burger from Wendy's. It's was good, even though they forgot my tomato. Bastards...

Labels: People Are Stupid