Not The Favorite
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Pretend That You Can Hear Me Screaming This
Why is it that whenever a celebrity gets caught cheating on their spouse, with one or multiple partners, they are called a pervert or a sex addict or that something is "wrong" with them?
They aren't sick in the head, they aren't "addicted" to sex. They are rich. They are famous. They have an EGO the size of Africa and think they can do what ever they want and get away with it. Simple as that. They don't need rehab, they need a dose of reality. They are not invincible, they are not gods, they are just people who have not heard the word "No" in a loooonnngg time.
No, I don't condone adultery. I am just sick and tired of people forgetting that cheating happens every day by a lot of people who make bad choices for the simple reason that they can because it feels good at the moment.
NEXT
For the love of all that is good in the word parents. PARENT YOUR CHILDREN. They don't need friends. They need a mom and dad. They don't need hand-outs or every single toy out there. They need BOUNDARIES and LIMITS and to hear the word NO. A LOT. They need CONSEQUENCES and FOLLOW-THROUGH.
You parents who give your kids everything with no rules (or no enforcement of them) are creating effing horrible people! They are entitled, spoiled brats who think they will be handed everything and have to work for nothing.
NEXT
Your kitchen sink is THE dirtiest, germiest place in your home. Stop writing news stories about it!!
NEXT
Don’t you hate it when you’re in the middle of a rant and someone just goes in a steals your thunder and then by the time they’re done, you want to keep ranting but you’re not as angry so you’re like Meh and just walk away feeling dissatisfied? That happened to me this morning.
Get your own rant time and stop stealing mine!
They aren't sick in the head, they aren't "addicted" to sex. They are rich. They are famous. They have an EGO the size of Africa and think they can do what ever they want and get away with it. Simple as that. They don't need rehab, they need a dose of reality. They are not invincible, they are not gods, they are just people who have not heard the word "No" in a loooonnngg time.
No, I don't condone adultery. I am just sick and tired of people forgetting that cheating happens every day by a lot of people who make bad choices for the simple reason that they can because it feels good at the moment.
NEXT
For the love of all that is good in the word parents. PARENT YOUR CHILDREN. They don't need friends. They need a mom and dad. They don't need hand-outs or every single toy out there. They need BOUNDARIES and LIMITS and to hear the word NO. A LOT. They need CONSEQUENCES and FOLLOW-THROUGH.
You parents who give your kids everything with no rules (or no enforcement of them) are creating effing horrible people! They are entitled, spoiled brats who think they will be handed everything and have to work for nothing.
NEXT
Your kitchen sink is THE dirtiest, germiest place in your home. Stop writing news stories about it!!
NEXT
Don’t you hate it when you’re in the middle of a rant and someone just goes in a steals your thunder and then by the time they’re done, you want to keep ranting but you’re not as angry so you’re like Meh and just walk away feeling dissatisfied? That happened to me this morning.
Get your own rant time and stop stealing mine!
Labels: People Are Stupid, Rants
Monday, March 29, 2010
Random Thoughts on Eyeballs and Lax Security
- Lauren got poked in the eye with a metal fork on Friday night on her first overnight with cousin Jilly. Scared the bejesus out of all parties involved. Lesson learned is to not play stabby-stabby while jumping on the bed. She moved on pretty easily from the incident while mommy went out for a few drinks afterwards. The next day we took Lauren to the after hours clinic to have it checked out, just in case. Turns out she had a small scratch 1mm away from her cornea. FYI, going to the after hours clinic to have an eyeball checked out while hungover sucks monkey balls. She's fine though and super loves having those polysporin eye drops 3 times a day. Yippee!
- Lauren is now referred by Jon and myself as the "Lenny Leonardson" of the family. "Ow my eye! The doctor told me not to get pudding in it!" - Lenny, The Simpsons
- I find it very humorous when I walk past the CSIS office and see the security door WIDE OPEN and no one in sight.
- I have been to the Northstar and found out that 1) you can make thong panties out of jeans and 2) those panties sorry lack any type of coverage unless your cooch is supposed to be hanging out. Oh wait. I was at the Northstar...
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Stupidest Product Ever
Honestly, who cares how "germy" my soap pump is?? Would I need to touch the soap pump again after my hands were clean?? NO. It's not like I have to turn off the soap pump. What they need to market is an at home No-Touch faucet instead.What's amazing is how many people will buy this retarded product.
Labels: People Are Stupid, Rants
Tuesday, March 02, 2010
Good To The Last Deposit
I just ordered some new contacts and realized that it's been since Oct 2008 that I got the last boxes. I made that 6 pairs of monthly contacts last 16 months. Damn I'm good...
Labels: Misc.
