Not The Favorite
Monday, March 29, 2010
Random Thoughts on Eyeballs and Lax Security
- Lauren got poked in the eye with a metal fork on Friday night on her first overnight with cousin Jilly. Scared the bejesus out of all parties involved. Lesson learned is to not play stabby-stabby while jumping on the bed. She moved on pretty easily from the incident while mommy went out for a few drinks afterwards. The next day we took Lauren to the after hours clinic to have it checked out, just in case. Turns out she had a small scratch 1mm away from her cornea. FYI, going to the after hours clinic to have an eyeball checked out while hungover sucks monkey balls. She's fine though and super loves having those polysporin eye drops 3 times a day. Yippee!
- Lauren is now referred by Jon and myself as the "Lenny Leonardson" of the family. "Ow my eye! The doctor told me not to get pudding in it!" - Lenny, The Simpsons
- I find it very humorous when I walk past the CSIS office and see the security door WIDE OPEN and no one in sight.
- I have been to the Northstar and found out that 1) you can make thong panties out of jeans and 2) those panties sorry lack any type of coverage unless your cooch is supposed to be hanging out. Oh wait. I was at the Northstar...
Labels: Lauren, Misc.
posted by LadyLipgloss at 4:43 PM