Not The Favorite
Friday, September 08, 2006
Jacks Views on Religion and Making Someone Think You're Crazy
Jack - "Tell him you are really confused because you want to love Jesus, but you are lactose intolerant."
Jack - "Tell him that the Food and Drug Administration is the anti-christ because the keep changing the expiration date on your saviour."
Jack - "Ask him if he ever hears the quiet mooing that is the the love of our lord and saviour."
Jack - "The lord moves in mysterious ways - and food products apparantly. Who am I to doubt the word of the curd."
Jack - "You have to admit it would be effective. You are now re-considering making eye contact with me anymore!"
Jenn - "nope, i'll just be thinking of your odd relationship with dairy products"