Not The Favorite
Thursday, August 24, 2006
1. The best way to fix a ride-on lawnmower stuck in a ditch is to stare at it with your hands on your hips.
2. Car fires should not try to be extinguished with a garden hose.
3. You shouldn't leave your hot tea on the coffee table or your one year old will hand deliver it you, half in the cup, half on the floor.
4. Cats are stupid, or at least mine is.
5. Amazingly, it turns out I'm even more poor this week than last week, and this week is a pay week.
6. My Dell laptop could explode at any moment, which makes writing this blog really dangerous...