Not The Favorite
Friday, June 22, 2007
A Bit Unsettled
I think I'm going to die from a sugar overdose... That or puke my brains out.
Damn them for making such a delicious brownie that I couldn't stop eating it. I'm pretty sure they crammed enough chocolate into one small little brownie, that it could probably kill a pack of angry wolves.
"I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food, you unleash its awesome power, I'm told. That's why I'm compressing 5 pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth-sized bar. [He eats the bar and swallows. He then dials the phone.]Hospital, please."
- Homer Simpson