Not The Favorite
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Most people can be classified as either a rodent (mouse or rat) or a bird. Simply by looking at their face.
What the hell am I talking about? Haven't you ever seen someone and said to yourself "That lady seriously looks like a bird?", "That guy has rat teeth?" or "She's cute as a mouse?" Well, I have. Most people you can classify right away, but there are those whose just don't fit the theory. God damn anomalies....
There is no wiggle room into the rodent portion of my theory. No, that guy doesn't look more like a meerkat than a prairie dog. It's rat or mouse. My theory, my rules. Make up your own theory, ya picky bastards.
Go people watching. Go. Right now. You'll never look at people the same way.