Not The Favorite

Friday, February 01, 2008

Hot and Cold

Just about everyday, I have someone in this national 200+ employees company tell me that “I’m awesome” and that “I’m fantastic to work with”, that last one came two days ago actually. In fact, the president of the company gave me props yesterday for my “entrepreneurship”. But then you get the passive-aggressive retarded bitches who think because something isn’t exactly how it should be or there was, dare I say, a mistake made, they feel it necessary to take the stupidest action possible and make it seem to other people within this organization that I am an incompetent idiot.

If I made a mistake, don’t go to the project manager and tell them I don’t know what I’m doing. Come and ask me about it, jerk. And no, I don’t need a refresher about creating facilities. I didn’t have the address yet, fuckwad. I could have answered that in a simple email directed at me instead of having to go through a series of no less than 5 people to get an answer from me.

Holy fuck, I’m sick of people talking down to me like I just fucking started this fucking job!!! Damn it, I know how to create and post invoices. I just got a very irritating email right now (can you tell??) and I’m not sure it’s possible for me to send back a non-“Fuck You, you stupid fucking tit!!!” response.

Oh, and I really enjoyed this little gem from our tech support team last month when my program froze while trying to scroll through a report. “I’ll send you a document on proper scrolling.”

Um, gee thanks, cus I’ve never used one of them there , um what do you call them again? Com-pu-ters?

Holy Christ, I’m pissed off right now. Lucky this new AP person isn’t in this office or she’d be fucking pulp right now from the giant mechanical pummeling arms that are about to burst out of my eyes.

You live in Canada people, please don't make me tell you this again. This country does NOT end at Montreal and Moncton is not next to New Brunswick, it's IN New Bruswick! PICK UP A GODDAMNED ATLAS!!!@!

I think I need a mental health day...

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posted by LadyLipgloss at 1:26 PM

3 Comments:

you have such an elegant way with words!

9:17 AM  

Elegant but to the point :-)
Go get her !

Hope you're having a better week

10:32 AM  

Are we sisters? LOL Give 'em hell.

1:19 PM  

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