Not The Favorite
Friday, December 14, 2007
We bought a NEW CAR!!!!
WOOO HOOOO!!! Down with Death'O'Matic! Down with your senior ass! No more break downs, no more not starting, no more worrying!!
I never realized what proper steering felt like until 3 days ago. No more buying power steering fluid every two weeks!!
What is this magical car, you ask? It's a white, fully loaded 2007 Pontiac G5. I love it and the best part is that even though it's new, it's totally affordable!!
I was going to let out some aggression towards Death'O'Matic because the next place it was going was to the junkyard via tow truck. I was picturing myself beating the shit out of it with my bare hands as well as many, many other tools (bats, axes, sledge hammers). All of it Office Space style. But then our mechanics said they would knock off some repair costs if we gave D'O'M to them. And since the best I could hope for from a salvage yard was $50, I had to oblige.
I'm so glad to see that hunk of shit be someone elses problem.
Thank you Karma Gods. Best Christmas present ever.