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Thursday, December 09, 2010

Move Your Stupid Teal Ass!!

I was thinking to myself this morning on they way to drop Lauren off at school , how we haven’t had any drop-off zone related problems. I’ve heard from lots of other parents about all sorts of drop-off zone douche-baggery but hadn’t seen any yet myself. I should have knocked on wood at the thought because when we got to school, a teal Ford Escort popped my cherry.

Holy crap. This fucker sat in the driveway entrance blocking two lanes of traffic because the line of cars in the drop-and-go zone was backed up. He sat there for a minute or two, which felt like an eternity, and when the line he wanted didn’t move, he then decided to move forward in the normal drive through lane. Everything was good for about a second or two. Then after they drop off their kid, they try to turn left to leave the parking lot which blocked both lanes of traffic AGAIN. Normally we park in the lot which is accessible only at the END of the drop-off area and since this retard was blocking the entrance, we couldn’t get in. And apparently turning left was NOT their forte because even when they had ample time to make the turn, they just didn’t. That street is frickin’ busy in the morning so when you get a chance, you have to gun it. This arsehole was waiting and waiting and waiting.

It was about a minute to bell-time so we just put the car in park (we weren’t going anywhere anyway), I unbuckled Lauren and practically shoved her out of the car, so she wouldn’t be late for school. We’ve never done that before and I feel bad that we sent her off to school so abruptly but what can you do. At least Mrs. Bliss and Auntie Paula were right there to greet her.


posted by LadyLipgloss at 3:22 PM


It sounds like the arsehole in the teal car is rather lucky that Ma Tante Paula didn't approach his car this morning. She would have had a "howdy do" for him.

4:11 PM  

oh the joys of THAT school.

9:35 PM  

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